This is not a judgment-free zone.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Wait, someone with the last name “Fartass” is a only 3-seed? The committee is corrupt.

“These people have awful names.”

Looks pretty accurate to me!

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Seriously, you’re doing too much. Don’t do anything

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.