I don’t understand vaginas. Pussies, I get.

As a gay, redheaded man, I can say that there are no shortage of euphemisms to describe me. And I still think that it’s dumb. Life is too short to spend it with my panties in a wad over somebody’s choice of words.

...wagina?

Seems like a dumb thing to let get under your skin, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

What should they call you?