If no guns are allowed at the football games then how do they expect to run The Pistol offense?

The Republican Party: Where focusing on things that are not important and blowing them out of proportion happen.

A heaping back flow of sewage.

“I’m not putting the lotion on 1st base.”

I actually like Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard.

“The Good Place.” And it is a fun show to watch.

The Wall Street Journal, just like the New York Post, “Ain’t even worth the paper it’s printed on”.

No the argument is you need 60 votes and you can put Gorsuch on the Court.

If Mitch the Bitch McConnell died of a massive heart attack on the Senate floor today I wouldn’t be very sad.

“Presidents under FBI investigation should not be appointing judges.”

Your cousin, like many in the GOP, are incapable of seeing beyond their nose.

In life you always try to leave a positive impact.

So how long until Drumpf has his “Bronco chase”?

So how long will it be until Drumpf has his “Bronco Chase”?

Trust The Surgery Process.

I’ve never found Dilbert to be funny. Well actually I’ve never found the newspaper comics to be funny at all.

I want to become an NFL Owner just so I can ask Mark Davis if he actually pays for that haircut.

“Ouch town population you bro!” - Pepper Brooks

Gregory Itzin. Very good.

Anytime you come across a Drumpf defender just play their new national anthem.