Higginson was a pretty good player until his body failed him.

That’s nothin. Should have gone to front row like the Royals fan a few years ago who was reading books behind home plate.

“My momma always said, ‘It’s better to eat shit than to not eat at all.’”

Different sport: David Duval.

You win.

A friend of mine describes FOX News like this. “You won’t find much fact at FOX News but if you are looking for some you’ll most likely get it from Shepard Smith.

Alex Jones is just a con artist making a buck off suckers.

Well played Philadelphia Phillies.

Christie does love the Dallas Cowboys.

W may have read up on history but he was slow to do it. He read “A Savage War of Peace” long after the start of the Iraq War. Might have been better to read that before the war.

How did Josh Brolin say it in “W”? I think it was “I’ll have a drink with ya. Just make mine non-alcoholic.”

So like how long is this gonna go on? It can’t go on for a full 4 years can it???

Yeah I have no problem with employment.

One day you’ll wake up. One day.

The party will do everything it can to prevent an actual leftist from rising up to lead it. The Democrats will always bow down to Neoliberalism.

Counterpoint: Who stole a slice of my pizza?

This was an unexpected delight. Thank you.

One of my cousins is a cop. One of the most racist MF’ers I’ve ever heard in my life. I refuse to even speak to him.

One of the reasons I love the NHL. A coach could get fired at any moment.

There is no set amount of TP squares needed. It changes with each trip to the toilet.