I can just imagine the gems he’s gonna bust out on his show.

He is gonna let loose some real gems.

The Ricketts family does curb my enthusiasm for wanting the Cubs to win.

“Shit just got real.”

I would have immediately gotten on the Mass Pike from Springfield to do the same.

Repeatedly try to deflate your wife, no big deal.

It’s good to see a Cuban-Canadian embrace Texas stupid.

Every time they showed him during the Cardinal game he had the same facial expression. A hapless smile of knowing he can’t do shit with them.

I’m afraid the Jets will lose to the Browns and stop the 2(0-16).

Aaron Rodgers sucks now because Deflategate won’t allow him to get away with over-inflating the balls anymore.

Paul Ryan is a spineless twat. I hear Donald keeps Ryan’s balls in a very small jar in his desk.

Graham did back him for 5 minutes, then Donald said something stupid and Graham took it back.

Imagine a 10 year old doing 5 grand worth of blow and then running for President. Donald Trump in a nutshell.

The Cheeto respects American Democracy as much as he respects your pussies.

Wow who pointed a gun and made you come here? Oh nobody. Then zip it.

The jurors should not have taken pictures with Rose. Very bad optics and gives the impression the fix was in. Kinda like the NBA.

It is really awfully bad optics. Gives an impression the fix was in. Kinda like the NBA.

Holy shit Trump. I’m kinda surprised he was willing to sit with the “little people”.

Agreed. That pitch was so nasty.

When it comes to Carlos Beltran leaving the bat on his shoulder I prefer this one.