Sounds like the fan was pissed

local paper here in SoCal is calling for his being suspended for “at least the rest of the 2015 season.” lolololol. I’m not a SC fan, but is Roger Goodell writing for the Daily Bulletin now?

How could you leave out dudes with white fairings and white helmets? The worst!

son of a... #old

I live near LA and grew up a Rams fan. For the last 10+ years I haven’t rooted for any team. I desperately want a team to root for, but it just can’t be the Raiders. I also want to begin rooting for a team this year, so I can already be invested in them when they come here. Who has the best chance, San Diego or St.…

Icy cold? That explains why sleeping next to my wife keeps me so thin.

What’s worse though than playing against Jay Cutler in fantasy football? You always have a huge lead right up until his 300 yards and 5 TDs every fourth quarter because they’re behind by 75 points.

Mark Davis doesn’t get a hair cut, he gets circumcised.

Relevant today: Owen Wilson in “Shanghai Noon” re: UK weather: “This country blows”

“It’s Daredevil, not Spiderman, because you’d have to be blind to want to suck your dick.”

I have life insurance policies on each of my 3 kids. The day I collect $100,000 is the day it gets easier.

I only stopped watching long enough to type that I only stopped watching long enough to type this

I always knew Sandoval was partial to cheesecake.

California: continuing to kill off businesses, one dumbass ruling at a time

Why does he have such a thick headband on it? #Overcompensating

I consider Steph Curry more of an ABA player... Air Ball Association

He had just been asked, “Hey Josh, what are the most misogynistic pick up lines?”

Doesn’t he have to be friends with some network exec or something? Not only is he at these events, he’s in the perfect locations too.