Serious question: Who pays for the surgery?

Is this supposed to be abnormal? I played college ball and this was an everyday occurrence and I kind of assumed it went on everywhere.

Not a Portland fan at all but I watched that 25 times in a row. Also, seeing Dwight Howard lose is awesome

Somewhere back in 1972 or '73 my mom took my sister and me to the local McDonald's because the entire Ronald McDonald menagerie was there: Ronald, Grimace, Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese and so on. We stood in line to meet Ronald himself. I faintly remember being slightly excited (I was 6). So yeah, at some point in…

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!!

Why couldn't the ball bet hit 8 feet to the left and taken out the tall flag girls? THAT would've been the greatest gif ever

That gif always makes me think of the curriculum at the Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton Children's Center for American Studies

I am 100% positive that Harold Reynolds is the dumbest human alive. I'm a major seam head so yeah, I watched the baseball amateur draft in 2013 (hosted by aforementioned mastermind). Here's how a typical post-pick analysis would go:

in the future can you PLEASE say "pictured, right" or "pictured, left" so we know which guy is which?

Did you post the wrong part of the interview? I really can't stand Boeheim, but I am having a hard time finding out where he attempted to trash Ennis' career.

*We Jews

Really pitchy, Dawg

After reading the article, it seems that in a few years the Dodgers will be named the Cubans.

1. Please replace "Morton's hostess" with "contestant on the ladies' version of the Big Break."

My dream is to have a comment so classic that it's remembered by rando commenters a year later.

My favorite comment about this case was made by a Deadspin commenter (don't remember who) when the case happened: "So, first he legged himself, then he armed himself?"

So......he duffed it?

Confession: due to the new layout, I didn't read all of the comments to see if this has been said already. HOWEVER, the exterior apartment shots are Los Angeles, not New York. In fact, you can see the steel, diamond-shaped earthquake retrofitting that's been done to them.

Actually I think Prince Fielder hits more big-ass home runs.

Titled "Pasta Prematura"