I heard Gronkowski went with him and now they're just called "The Islands"

Really bummed the video stopped before they showed them shooting the horse.

He made it down the hill (ahem) *taps mike* Ligety-split

It comes with its own rainforest in the back.

Just hanging out, watching a bunch of others who play dead and home and get killed on the road.

The winning team didn't have fins. It kind of looked like they had fins though. I guess you could say they were fin-ish.

I'm getting so sick of violins on television.

"A Japanese skier broke his arm in Sochi today. While attempting to land a stunt in Nordic Combined, Lookhe Snapabono took a horrible fall."

I know he usually has his helmet on, but I pictured Brent Celek a LOT differently.

I used to teach AP U.S. History so.....

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

Fast-forward to a year from now. Drake is slated for the cover of Rolling Stone, but Clint Eastwood dies that week. Drake is bumped for a picture of 2 empty chairs.

There are two kinds of practical jokes out there

Demis Valdes swung and killed the pitcher, then immediately boarded a plane to Phoenix where he dove into the Diamondbacks' pool.

Given the Cuban baseball culture, he would've stood and admired the decapitation before running.

In that second video it looks like right before crossing the goal line she noticed a purse on sale on the ground.

Baby got (half) back

Big whoop. My wife's been carrying my balls for years.

The Wright Bros started in a garage. Disney started in a garage. Apple started in a garage. Bob Costas shoved his face into a bag of fertilizer in a garage.

Apparently Bob is having a tough time finding a good pediatrician in Sochi.