kevking13
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kevking13

Uh, every country does this. You see, when you compete in the Olympics, you're doing it, in part, for your country. It's natural to "flag wave." Or are you a writer for The Onion?

Love, love, LOVE how they have the tire wrangler in a lab coat.

Yeah, checked out that link, so now I know there's no hot people on Jeopardy.

Premature eJoeculation

Premature eJoeculationn

Premature eJoeculationn

My point is, if it "feels like" -2, then for all intents and purposes, it's freaking -2. Blah, blah, blah, the air temperature is 15 and the wind carries some of the radiated heat away from your body...yeah, so, I feel like it's 17 degrees colder, which is all that matters, amirite?

No, this is the saddest picture ever taken

@#&^%@$ Living in So Cal I ALWAYS am waking up too late to post these jokes first.

Nope, still the hottest.

There won't be a civil war because all of the Tea Partiers with assault weapons in the world won't do jack smack against all of the whoop ass that the US Government can bring. Let's say that extreme right wingers put together an army of 100,000 armed with assault weapons and even the occasional appropriated tank from

"Mr. Gorbachev, put up that wall!"

Pasta Prematura

Yep, so I renamed them "The Batesy Boys"

In junior high I nicknamed my right hand "The Furious Five"

Like if my 80 y.o., super-frail mom dies, I get the life insurance money. I don't want my mom to die, but if she does, SCORE!

Also, how about answers like, "2 syllables: cray-ahn" then "2 syllables where the 2nd syllable rhymes with 'dawn'"????

A fellow Californian I presume?