OMG!!!! I actually KNOW this guy. [mind blown]

He's the Usain Bolt of baseball. Who else could celebrate a triple TWICE during the same at-bat?

Close but no cigar.

Close, but no cigar

Every time I think Deadspin is cleaning up its act, there's one more gif of balls to the face.

What's the record for consecutive views of a gif? Because I'm pretty sure I just broke it.

Took me about 5 seconds then I remembered from my son's Star Wars soundboard: "Let the Wookie win."

Greinke with eyes closed: "IAN"

Jumping into your opponents' pool violates the unwritten rules of baseball. So does having a pool.

I think I saw a mouse

I'm not Jewish and I'm not totally fluent in Yiddish, but I don't think "mensch" means what you think it means.

"I'll just show myself out"

"I'll just show myself out"

"I'm just going to go over here and practice laying down"

Good thing you said it was Martin St. Louis because by just looking at the pic I would've assumed it was Hope Solo.

How are these football players starving? My son goes to ASU and is on the meal plan and he eats 3x more food to eat than he did at home. My best friend's son goes to Alabama, and his dorm uses the same cafeteria as the football team. He had to pay extra to eat there because of all the steaks they serve. If the…

You leave it there because then when you flush it gets automatically sucked down

For those saying "nutria", they do indeed live in North America, and here is a skull

Yeah, it was bad. Not really sure how bad yet. Gonna' have to watch it 7 or 8 more times to tell.

Bob Schnelker. Most Minnesota name, or MOSTEST Minnesota name?