seems like it, but Ward is a bench coach

I can't wait until you get several seasons in and hear Luther say, "Does Christine work out?"

Your post is stupid. Do you see why?

Obviously his next home run will take out all the lights while he struggles with an open wound in his side.

Is this Mark GRANT by any chance?

As a huge Dodger fan, I've decided to name my first born son "Yasiel". He's 20.

you know what? That was really good.

Whenever anyone approaches our downstairs bathroom, my whole family tenses. I think it's because of the dump I took there in 2007.

Keith Closs is in the WNBA now?

What could possibly be less of a non-story? Fidel Castro is Communist leader of Cuba? The sun comes up? "Smash" is a horrible TV show? Why wast Deadspin space on this crap?

Yeah, at first glance I assumed it was him at 3:12, even asked myself, "Was he there yet?" Now I go back and I'm pretty sure it's Boomer.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw Clemens regulating.

I heard that cheerleader gives great headache.

Actual piehole

That's why TPC Sawgrass is so tough. It's built two inches lower than the other courses on tour.

NO. It's when a no-name, charred chunk of crap is the one who beats you (think Jerry Sichting going off for the Celtics vs. Lakers during my college days) or when someone like, oh, say Ozzie Smith homers off of oh, say, Tom Niedenfeuer in the playoffs. When you give up a walk-off to Albert Pujols it hurts, but not…

Most boring job? I vote for Crowd Control Supervisor at Radio Shack

yeah. Lilly Munster is taking a rip off a one-hitter (apparently). If so, it's likely that Ori-a-hole also had taken a rip and passed it to her, then exhaled.

I was never expressing my own beliefs nor my own behaviors, merely the bible's position. And yes, hoarding wealth is also condemned every time Jesus mentions it. The opposite of "hoarding wealth" is not poverty however. Jesus never condemns wealth, but instructs how to give it away and live generously. You are…