Someone's been watching too many Care Bears reruns...

You can't just *buy* a company, not without that company agreeing to be sold. Shame on ya, Beelogic.

Maybe this is to make up for not having pepperoni and sausage.

That's nothing! I once knew a woman who made several hundred dollars every night by using only a body part that's not listed on this infographic.

They call this the "spray and pray" method. It's generally recommended by bad photographers to other bad photographers.

So what are we looking at here, 6-8 inches of swaying movement? Perfect!

My handwriting is so bad that I consider it being merciful to not subject anyone to it. I even bought one of those giant lined writing pads (the kind first graders use to learn with) a few years back to help improve the legibility of my cursive, but I was too lazy and forgetful to practice.

@mr_dude: Around here we call those people Floridians.

This guy is an effing criminal and should rot in jail. But before he goes away... can he make one for me??

Nice Price, times two! And with any luck they'll throw in a couple of cases of perfectly aged vintage wine coolers with the purchase.

@OMG! Bertone-77!: Yeah, and unfortunately those are the guys who tend to get an overabundance of p***y.

First, let me make my daily ritual comment that I hate your picture viewer thingy. Second, since I'm being a dick today let me point out that that steering wheel is all wrong. I have to point this out because when my F1-ignorant coworker asked me why I preferred F1 over NASCAR, I used the steering wheels as a glaring…

@Papercutninja: Thanks for remining me that there's something on SPEED that I hate even more than the omnipresent NASCAR: f*cking top fuel f*cking drag racing!! F*CK!!!!

hmm, I know this is an old article and no one in the world knew what was coming, but I still can't help but say: good call on the Brawn skepticism!

I was ready to Crack Pipe the hell out of this. Until I saw the interior. That is sex.

@MikeHerbst: I swear I just said damn near the exact same thing in another post! Good race.

@Maxichamp: I don't know. Watching Barrichello trying to battle his way back into contention was fairly exciting. Shame how it ended up for him though.

@markbeck: Brilliant! I will be stealing that immediat... err, I mean paying homage to your technique by employing some stylistic emulation.

If you're not posing like this, you're doing it wrong: [i41.photobucket.com]

If you're looking for a spray for a good ol' fashioned one-on-one battle against a marauding insect (here in Florida we have giant, flying roaches), forget the Raids of the world and try some plain rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle. You can get a large bottle of 90% isopropyl alcohol for under $2 and it'll last you…