As Azhram says, laptops are the stuff these days, at least with the kids. For a couple hundred bucks parents can get their kids one, it takes up very little space, and it's rapidly closed when parents knock on the door and the kids are chatting with predators on the internet.

Did you forget humanity's agreement to pretend this never happened?!

I HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING, I'M STILL SCREAMING AND WILL SCREAM FOREVER.

I always wonder why people see it as weird. Playing a female character in a game doesn't make you one and doesn't mean you want to be one (some people do but depending on the reasons that isn't all that weird) either.

Nah, "cake" apt and popular translation. Yeah, brioche is bread, but it is so heavily enriched with butter that it would have been well out of the reach of the dirt -poor peasants.

Just so we're clear, Marie Antoinette definitely didn't say "qu'ils mangent de la brioche." The earliest record of that phrase is in Rousseau's autobiography, which was first written when Antoinette was a young child. He wrote generically about some great princess who said that the peasants should be fed brioche…

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

This is a great way to have the position filled before you even apply.

Forgot 1!

Rocking heels to highskewl, so fetch

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

I don't have anything but anecdotal evidence, but my LinkedIn profile has generated much more contact with recruiters than my resume ever has. It's also very fulfilling to answer the "why do you want to leave your company" question with "I am not actively looking to, but one of your recruiters contacted me, and the…

Every single one of those pictures looks like someone literally took a shit in a box after eating different types of foods that cause coloration of the feces.

lots of people would probably consider me a nobody, but I assure you I do actually exist and do own a Vita.

Yeah because the millions of ppl that have purchased these instantly burned the on the way out of the store...

It's like a dinner plate that was really thin and you put into a device to either play music or a video game, later on they gained the capability to play movies in widescreen, but when that tech came out CRTs were still the dominating format so it looked silly and small on those types of 4:3 tvs, but did away with…

Only role I can see her playing.