Well, how else are you going to tell it's not a real dragon?

Too true. It certainly helps.

Possibly the only way to appreciate their comedy.

My list is more like

Quite honestly laughing like an idiot at the last sentence. People at work are looking.

Minoxidil (rogaine) is deadly for cats. It's not likely that they would consume it but just getting some on them can kill them. Don't go headbutting cats if you're in an active battle with hair loss.

This is the only way a duckface selfie is acceptable.

I was half expecting "the worst possible way" to include explosives or fire or something that actually properly destroyed it.

This? Well, because it wasn't happening to me...it was funny. If it happened to me, I'd be pissed, but I'd get over it.

"I'm already looking forward to putting it back together" he says at the…

He had a laugh about it, and he gets to experience the joys of putting the set together again. They put everything in appropriate bags too. His friends did something harmless and rewarding at the same time.

Ahh. "I have to take a call. Urgently!"

I thought you could soak clothes in peroxide without cutting it with water. I realized how wrong I was when my shirt disintegrated.

The coupon did not have an expiration date, however, and so our lazy friend took it to a grocery store to try to use it. You won't believe what happens next!

The reboot has it's problems but I think Garfield is a much better Peter Parker than Maguire.

i get my roommate's kids to help, they're 2 and 4 and love to have little "jobs". one sprays while the other wipes, it works great until they fight over the spray.

There is no reason at all to hate someone who lives in a country purely because they live in that country.

That's an over simplication. There are regular folks in Japan who aren't thrilled that South Korea continues to bring up the war, esp. after numerous apologies have been made and aid money has been paid.

silence intensifies

On the contrary, I think Arya's transformations in the past two books have largely been about learning how to control one's impulses and channel them in a productive direction. She is acting within the umbrella of an organization. She is social, potentially deadly, but not psychopathic. (She may have had more…

you can see me, too. I think I found your missing sense of humour.

You do realize that Luke is joking, right? Otherwise, he'd be quite the douche indeed.