Following up “I’m not attracted to Asian men” with “... and he could only get hot white guys like me by paying for them or finding fame addicts” makes it sound pretty damned racist.

It’s not rewriting history, you dope. It’s dubbing in a different voice in a work of fiction. Gravity Falls isn’t real. Even the people in its target audience can separate fantasy from reality. Why can’t you?

horrendous?

First they came for the serial sexual harassing masturbator, and I did nothing...

This is good. If we would have erased more bad people’s legacies in the past, the world would be in a healthier place. Man, the worst part of the AV Club rework is now the comments are just Reddit 2.0.  

Jesus Christ, guys, nobody’s painting over the Mona Lisa here. They’re taking him out of a cartoon. We haven’t gone full Orwellian just yet.

OK, fine. What an *alleged* fucking scumbag.

What a fucking scumbag.

No, I like good things. I was just bummed out in the late 90s and early 2000s by Capcom alternately making slow paced, overly hardcore games or chopping frames of animation to keep including recycled sprites in their Mugen-like eyeball barf series.

Jack is a useless troll.

Hogwash

“Love conquers all” is a meaningless sentiment because love is an amorphous concept. Bible thumpers who disown their kids say they’re doing it out of love. Suicide bombers believe their god is love. Bono thinks capitalism will save the world. He’s an out of touch rich dumbass who’s still in a “do they know it’s…

This used to be a nice community, pre-Kinja. The number of assholes has increased exponentially, however. Now it seems to be a community of trollish dicks.

“i really don’t care that much about you or this band enough “

Yet you’ve posted 4 times and now you’re seeking out animal pictures to convey your thoughts.

All to tell the world how much you don’t like a thing. 

The more u2 releases stuff like this, the more I absolutely love Zooropa (Achtung Baby is still my favorite). Pop was a misfire, but at least they were still challenging themselves. All That You Can’t Leave Behind was when my love affair of u2 ended. It’s not a particularly bad album. But it was one of those times…

It’s already out! They spend about ten minutes convincing you that:

I’m totally psyched that U2 has a new album out!

I like Beck. I tried listening to some of those new Beck songs. My reaction was basically...hey, this sounds like all that current popular music I can’t stand. Guess I’ll never listen to this album again.

Indeed. Tesla is struggling, but the Germans aren’t exactly on fire regarding reliability either.

You’re right. No one has ever spent a fortune “maintaining” their German car.

...but smartwatches