Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Let’s be honest here Luke. Mew looks like a cat with a sperm tail. Kid was on the money.

Hey, Brian Ashcraft, this might not be the time place, but I think you should also report about Christopher Ayers’ - the English voice of Frieza - situation, who has been diagonsed with end-stage c.o.p.d; He requires a lung transplant.

There is a page to donate some money for the surgery, but it by now has reached the…

Sounds like you’re just upset that you don’t know as many words as other people...

But what does she know about your double-posting habits!?

Dragon’s Crown is a guilty pleasure in the form of a game: fun to play, outrageous gf-moving-out-of-your-apartment level of designs.

Please stop doing the thing you love, because i deem it unnecessary

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

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I’d worry more about what happens to your pets

because girls are scary and gross

2048 is Threes for stupid people.

Yeah it’s actually not that hard. My brother in law beat it after a few weeks in fact. I had to convince him to download Threes instead because he was like “meh, 2048 wasn’t that great.” We must all tell the world that Threes is the true game and not that 2048 ripoff.

The creators of 3's said they both beat 2048 the first day they played it.

Dang, you’re right. I’ll never be enthusiastic about something I like ever again.

You will see fewer posts on Kotaku today, because the women on our staff are on strike as part of the “Day Without A Woman” to commemorate International Women’s Day. The strike is one aspect of a day intended to raise awareness about the value women contribute to society and the issues of inequality that they face. We…

Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.

I would say that really sucks for those kids. I hope they can get jobs some day and use their disposable income at that point to pick up some games. Those parents should loosen up and let their kids buy some games. But I wouldn’t support the same kid stealing a kit kat cause his parents don’t let him have sweets.…

Instead, companies should focus more on developing good games that people actually want to pay for.