Exactly. I burn my penis every day and it looks nothing like this.

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

But if she won’t tell him you two are dating, then you’re not really her boyfriend.

Hard as it may be to accept, this is absolutely true.

Regarding the girl with the orbiter, it’s not just the possibility she wants to avoid the awkward confrontation, there’s always the possibility she likes having an orbiter cause it’s a huge ego-stroke.

I have a degree in cinema studies.

It is literally the MOBA, this is one of the games that made MOBA a thing. Sit down sonny and let me tell you about the days of old...the year was 2002 and RTS was growing cold.

Seriously though DOTA was literally a mod of Warcraft 3. DOTA was out long before LoL and if you look up the definition of MOBA it…

It’s not real money, it’s just part of the game!

Me. I noted it up there ^.

if you were a stockholder you would have been pissed if they didn’t cut the huge expensive gamble of making AAA videogames for the super low investment with super high returns VLT/pachinko machine industry. Pleasing the stakeholders over the consumers is exactly why they did what they did.

Kojima kind of revolutionized gaming by showing that they can be so much more. He may not be THE icon of gaming (honestly who is other than maybe Mario or something symbolic like that) but the impact he had on the industry is undeniable. He showed games could be cinematic masterpieces. The plots were often completely…

Well like every other youngster there comes a time where they need to be put into the ground and robbed to show them life is no joke.

I saw the comment you made on Oppo about how even photos of the injured should be censored. I get it. You’re a first responder who has to see gruesome imagery up close and personal. You see and smell and touch the blood and debris. That’s something you probably wish no one ever had to experience, but that’s exactly…

I think he was just trying to make a stupid soccer joke that absolutely failed.

Your words reveal more about you than they do about anything else, and it’s not pretty.

If you want to slam Kotaku for something it should be our slowness in reporting some of this stuff. The reason it seems like ‘its up on Kotaku and then it’s gone right away’ is because we’re often covering it at the tail end of when it makes the rounds. Uranium’s finished game, for example, was pretty much on every…

This is pretty ridiculous. A lot of the times the creators of the fan games send us the games themselves, asking for coverage. Sometimes, the games are broadcast/publicized on platforms that have like ten times our traffic, and we cover them after they’ve made the rounds on the internet and therefore became ‘news’. I…

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.