How would you ‘hack’ your life if you didn’t understand the fundamental aspects of living in America? (assuming you are in the US)

You only hate it because you played the inferior censored US version. Should have imported and played it as it was meant to.

If they do put Dragons on there, I promise I’ll play it just to get you to stop bugging me to finish it.

Citizen Kane? Citzen Kane was complete crap. The only people who liked it are freaking Orson Wellaboos.

Only filthy casuals prefer Secrets Of Enigmas to Enigmas Of Secrets, which is a true gamer’s game.

Right, and the problem there is bad writing, not the fact that BioWare wanted to put a trans character in their game.

To be fair, the parrot may not be an asshole, but it is, in this case, parroting an asshole which kind of makes it an asshole too.

Three thoughts, which are all able to co-exist quite nicely in my head:

Are you me? The only thing you left out is “where is that activation code for this old ass software... fuck, I didn’t back that file up before I put a clean version of Windows. Great, now I’m buying another license. I totally won’t forget in the next five years about that when I do this all over again.”

I just want to say, I don’t even play Sims and I can’t really say I’m interested in trying it soon either, but these are still some of my favorite articles on Kotaku and I’m still looking forward to new ones all the times because I just love your writing and you’re always clearly so into it and I love that . You are…

Gita, thank you for this--and particularly for taking the time to collect opinions from the broader fanbase.

I personally find what Jontron had to say during the “debate” (if such it can be called with a straight face) absolutely repugnant, on both a (personal) moral level, and as someone who is reasonably well-versed…

Every line is gold, Jerry. Gold!

I thought demos simply morphed into “torrenting the entire game just to see if I like it. I swear I’ll buy the full version if I do”

I just laughed so hard at the last line. This was brilliant.

I want to star this comment, then unstar it so I can star it again.

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

Which, as he stated in the article you apparently didn’t bother to read, was due to the pressure to stream 8 hours of content every day during which he did not move.

That is a sentence I never thought I’d read...

That is a sentence I never thought I’d read...

I think you’re doing great work and appreciate it. It has been a great deal of help for me. I do agree that having the list together is best, but there’s nothing wrong with trial and error.

I think you’re doing great work and appreciate it. It has been a great deal of help for me. I do agree that having…

Increase their visibility? We moved most of them further down the page!

Increase their visibility? We moved most of them further down the page!