The controller is the guy who's going to write all the checks to Hulk Hogan.

As Da Ali G might say, maybe he doesn’t want her to see some huge dongs.

Ken Williams recently advised me to significantly scale back the time that my son spent in the clubhouse. Later, I was told not to bring him to the ballpark at all. Obviously, I expressed my displeasure toward this decision to alter the agreement we had reached before I signed with the White Sox.

I imagine anything written by a bear will sound death threatty.