And since he’s moving from Florida, his left blinker will always be on.

While there he will frustrate the other aquarium dwellers by walking around at half the posted speed limit, insisting on going to the early-bird feeding time, and telling younger lobsters long, convoluted stories about how starfish used to act differently when he was molting up.

Hussies! It strikes the right balance between old-timey and slut-shaming.

Edit: Can I please get out of the greys on this one? Not to sound arrogant, but I think this is an important point and I’d really like more people to see it.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

Those videos hanoied the hell outta me.

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

I don’t care about the nude posing but you are right about the rest. Yes, Melania Trump, someone whose only accomplishment is marrying well, is the living embodiment of American Values......not the lady who pulled herself up out of a tough neighborhood to graduate from Princeton and Harvard, have a successful career…

That’s genuinely awesome. You know, there’s a lot of white blue-collar Dems who vote too, looking for their fair shake.

All I’m saying is that people who carry something with that amount of power around on them, should have to register it and do a background check.

I don’t know.

I don’t understand why it would be fake. Even the dude above who said he thinks it is ends basically with “But i don’t see what Taylor would get out of it.” It seems obvious to me the main thing Taylor gets out of this is that she gets to be dating Tom Hiddleston.

He’s probably got a girlfriend already. A handsome murderer like him doesn’t stay single for long.

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

If I were dating Tom Hiddleston I would want that shit on film and on the evening news. If I were dating Taylor Swift and it made her laugh I’d wear a stupid t-shirt and make a fool of myself.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Cancun Inn/Sugar Loaf village are in my hometown (Warwick, NY). I don’t know the woman, but many people in town will tell you that Alvin Goldstein is a fucking nutjob. I’ve been to this restaurant. Many of my classmates in high school worked there. I’ve only ever experienced warmth and good service at this place.…

Those two situations are obviously different. Take your dumb false equivalencies elsewhere.

Something about her shitty little face makes me even more convinced she should be found guilty.