I have not been to a movie theater in.....five years. But I will be there on opening day to see Black Panther. The Dora Milaje themselves couldn’t keep me from it. This movie is about to fuck me all the way up in 2018 and I am ready.

I don’t know wtf Christie Brinkley is talking about, but “clapped back” (also clapback) is an AAVE term that awful celebrity sites are currently squeezing the life out of.

The clothes being from Kim and Kanye’s line for kiddos makes this even funnier to me if true, partially because the clothes I saw from them were fugly and not at all kid-appropriate.

He said it. He actually said it. He said the fucking thing.

Obligatory “lock him up” chant.

It must be so fucking nice to try on blackness and elements of black culture, then throw it all out like last year’s Halloween duds after you’ve had your fun and call it evolving.

As I scrolled, I kept waiting for the clothing to get more attractive or practical, or less outrageously priced. I am incredibly naive.

What exactly went “haywire” here? From the looks of it, lifting and reposting content is working out pretty well for Telebe and his ilk.

3. Donald Trump spent years spreading a racist lie about Barack Obama but then met him in person and now “really” likes the former president. (He has since felt slighted by Obama’s lack of interest in him.)

Why the hell are people still interviewing him? He has nothing of value to say. Stop giving him attention, he clearly needs it to live and should be denied it whenever the chance arises.

I’m going to miss his silly ass so much while he’s on break. I do not know how to quit him!

“Michelle Obama is a Wonder Woman and I look up to her so much.”

I truly appreciate Pitbull because he’s always down to party, but I can’t do Camila after all the n-word drama. I don’t want that girl to have a career at all because I’m petty.

lol where is this “public” that wouldn’t tolerate it? do they mean the same folks still watching jonbenet ramsey specials? the ones supporting chris brown? the ones allowing mel gibson an opportunity to make a comeback?

Steve Rogers ripping that log in half is so fucking unnecessary, but I clench every. single. time.

Yeah, it doesn’t sit right with me either. But my discomfort largely stems from seeing Madonna refer to her son Rocca with a “#disnigga” hastag. I don’t trust her around black children if she’s casually throwing that kind of shit around like it means nothing.

It’s officially a thing now. A thing that I will groan about every single time!

2003? Lol, okay. Mega fan? Got it.

Donald Trump: *falls down a flight of stairs, confirming his biggest fear that his hands really are small, too small in fact to properly hold a railing and support his jiggly self*

These are the real questions that need to answered! Also, I need to get in on your group texts.