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I needed to know this. Ms. Tina feeling good makes me feel good.

Big sister Blue Ivy is going to be a true treasure, I’m sure. I’m not sure why, but this news makes me feel good and warm. Probably because it’s been shit times since November 8. I’m here for this, though, including the super extra photo announcement.

Watched the video on mute. Both of these people still appear to be unbearable. 0/10 would not recommend.

Of course he’s no Lannister. As people more clever than this humble gal have already noted, they pay their debts. He obviously wants to be the Craster of D.C., though, with some Walder Frey sprinkled in there, too.

This is an insult to Mr. Vincent Adultman who totally went to stock market today to do a business.

I love the emptiness. What a beautiful post for a very ugly day.

I don’t think I could do anything but panic with Bill Eicher screaming at me and asking me things. Just watching him makes me want THE longest nap. He’s like a bunch of exclamation points personified.

It’s the shower scene shortly after Amy returns home. It’s total blink and you miss it peen, but it’s there and I have had so many thoughts about it.

POWERFULLY BUILT AND DEWY.

You get me. Sigh.

Motherfuckler...

That sounds exactly like the thing for me because I do not need this attraction to that man. I want to be freed.

I really want to admit that I would let Ben Affleck do all of the things to me in that snowy sweater with all the grey hair he’s letting into his life, but I don’t want to be shamed. *sweats nervously*

#polarbearkinkshame

Shit like this is just so...exhausting. Like, girl, maybe you didn’t vote for Trump—good for you—but you don’t get brownie points for that, nor do you get to expect marginalized people to be grateful for the perfectly sane decision you made. You decided to use your vote for an experienced, qualified candidate? Me too,

If I recall correctly, a mention of Casey Affleck’s sexual assault cases was made in another post about Manchester by the Sea (and perhaps about other films as well). Jez certainly hasn’t done a full post about it, which has been surprising to me, too, especially considering the thorough coverage the Nate Parker

I can’t gif on my phone, but pretend like I posted that gif of Rihanna giving A+ stank face and rolling up the car window.

There’s a joke to be made here about Brit stepping into Madonna’s shoes, and all of the “Me Against the Music” vibes I’m getting from the video, but I don’t have the juice for that. I’d like to phone a friend.

My vote might not matter, but it certainly matters to me.