Bruno Mars is trying very hard and I recognize the effort. However, I am going to keep my panties tightly in place. Good effort though, Bruno. Maybe you’ll get those elusive panties of mine next time.

I loved Unreal, but I quit watching because I could not stop thinking about (spoiler!! kinda?) Madison blowing Chet. That whole thing made me feel icky after watching. I finished out the first season and started the second, but I doubt I will be returning as a regular viewer. I just need someone to let me know when a…

He’s white, of course he doesn’t know.

Sigh.

This game of trying to figure out who Rita Ora is, and what her appeals is, doesn’t get old. I never want to see (or hear) any of her work. Let her true nature and contributions to this world remain a mystery for all time.

*Groan* I can’t imagine that she doesn’t say it in private. I’m sure she’s dying to say it publicly, like on snapchat and shit as edgy non-black teens love to do.

Came here to point out the same thing. She must be dying to say the n-word. I’m still not over her exchange with Amandla Stenberg after one of her followers made use of the #whitegirlsdoitbetter hashtag beneath a photo of Kylie wearing cornrows. I am tired of this shit. The constant praise for shameless appropriation…

These are supposed to relatable, but I still would have totally blown this Olympic event. I’m only taking home plastic medals this year. Sad!

MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS FUCK ME

I...am....crying....OH MY GOD

Why....why does this gif exist?

You do realize that only one of those tweets was from her actual account, right?

Beyonce Knowles, who“made one previous nanny learn all the choreography from ‘Single Ladies’ so she could perform it for Blue Ivy on command.

Same. I wanted her to get out of that sept so. damn. badly. If I could have, I would have jumped into my TV and carried her out of there myself. I am going to miss Margaery “I want to be the Queen” Tyrell.

Dear Bobby,

Jorah Mormont is actually Lyanna’s first cousin. Jorah’s father, Jeor Mormont, and Lyanna’s mother, Maege Mormont, are siblings. In the books, Maege has five daughters who are all warrior badasses just like their mom, so Lyanna totally gets her badassery from her Mormont side.

*Mormont shield, not a Bolton shield.

My only takeaway from this is that whenever I read the words “of all time” I hear them in Kanye’s West’s voice and that makes me sad.

I was so loud watching this episode last night. In my defense, it was amazing and everything I yelled at my TV needed to be yelled.

THAT FACE. I want to adopt Lyanna Mormont, but she would probably be the better parent so she’s welcome to adopt me if she has time. I get deep feelings whenever I see her. I love love love that she didn’t stay in her castle (which would have been a totally understandable move for a ten-year-old) and actually marched…