I hate to announce that I have decided to break up with DJ Khaled. His Snapchat is legit, and I think he’s great, and I’m proud of him in that way you can be proud of a total stranger, but after Sunday’s Formation World Tour stop in Hershey, I have to call it quits with dude.

Same here! I have taken so much flack for loving his current hairstyle, but I am so devoted to this look. I thought I was just caught up in the Ned vibes it gave me. Not true. He’s a babe in a bun.

!!! I didn’t realize I wanted this. Now I don’t believe I’ll be able to go on without it. I’m adding this to my list of Game of Thrones things that I would love to see but will probably never see alongside Arianne Martell showing up to topple the surely unsteady regime Ellaria and the Sand Snakes are building.

You’ve got the stuff, Dozer B. Dozin. I haven’t yet read the books, but I have spent several weeks days a normal healthy amount of time! hours on the asoiaf wiki educating myself on the book story. From what I gather, both Tyrion and Jaime appear to be far more complicated characters in the book. Tyrion isn’t as much…

Thank you! Kevin Smith chose the jorts life, and I chose Kevin Smith’s jorts, so here we are.

My apologies! What I meant to say is that the love between Jaime and Cersei Lannister is pure and true and holy and will be the only love to outlast the wars to come. Their love truly is a golden shower upon the eyes of all who witness it.

“Suddenly he’s into being a dad? What? He doesn’t care that Cersei has been wildly unfaithful to him? He’s fully team Lannister? It makes no sense and I’m not sure why the show is so invested in us believing he loves Cersei above all else when he should be moving away from that by now, not leaning into it.”

I totally agree about Margaery’s newfound piety being pretty easy to see through. This is the same gal who worked her way into the hearts of both Joffrey and Tommen, two vastly different dudes, simply by zeroing in on their interests and desires and conducting herself in a manner that appealed to what each guy wanted.

I share your love for The Onion Knight. Ser Davos of House Seaworth is hands down one of the best people around.

I only came here to say that Lyanna Fucking Mormont is the queen we all deserve. I have loved her since she wrote that badass little letter to Stannis last season, and I squealed appropriately when she came onscreen. May the gods bless Bear Island and its 62 good men.

Ditto! I can now free my phone from its Kardashian hold and trade up for Brit. I haven’t touched Kim’s game in months, but I had this need to find a replacement game before I got rid of it.

I want these pictures on a t-shirt immediately. Oscar on the front and Tom on the back, or Tom from the front and Oscar from the back—whatever gets the job done. I’m not picky!

This is truly a masterpiece. Somewhere in the distance, a wild Lil Jon is sobbing.