That Daily Mail article puts Trebek’s net worth at $10 million. That’s a typo, right? That’s gotta be $100 million. The guy has hosted an extremely popular and widely syndicated show for 30 years.

You are not a nerd just because you like superheroes, or Game of Thrones, or some other shit that everyone else likes.

That’s the most intelligent thing you’ve ever said, Samer.

It should be a crime for anyone to attend an NFL game in person.

The only important political takeaway from this election is that rural America has far too much of a say on who’s president.

Sounds like you got peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Well, it depends on the color. If you were to paint your house neon yellow and add an orange roof, I think it would be very reasonable to ask them to change the color. Much like it’s reasonable to ask someone not to park their ridiculously large, extremely distracting trailer in their tiny driveway. Especially when it…

Your cognitive abilities are lacking.

This. Yes.

As someone who’s seen his very fun 10-team league grow into a 14-team bloated corpse because your friends feel bad that people are being left out, I get it. I have started Fozzie Whittaker two weeks in a row because that’s literally the best option I have.

A Big Lebowski quote comes to mind as I read this.

“Unpleasant, especially in appearance.”

Again. Straw man argument. The things you just listed aren’t reasonable. Asking that your neighbor not park a trailer that is literally the size of a second house in his driveway? That is.

It’s this individualistic mindset that is destroying this country and what gave rise to the moron that we will soon call president. Basically, “I’m a property owner and I have rights and everyone else can just fuck off!”

See. You just completely jump to this “I”m going to come take your guns away” straw man narrative. I never said that the city government should tell him to move it or that the neighbors form an HOA. What I said is that we live in a collective society. Especially those who choose to live in suburban areas where your…

That’s the thing. I’m not saying the local government should come in and tell him to move it. I’m not saying they should develop an HOA to force it to go away. What I’m saying is that this guy should respect his neighbors and have enough decency to not park that monstrosity in his tiny driveway. I mean, it’s one thing…

Uhhh, I’m going to bite and say this guy sucks. No, he’s not doing anything illegal and he can park that stupid trailer wherever he wants. But it is extremely ugly. I would get tired of having to look at it. I think the same thing about people who keep their boats in their driveway under an ugly tarp. Get that shit…

“This is the dick you’re looking for.”

I’m 27 years old and I’ve just now mustered up the adulthood to throw out my shitty, hole-ridden socks. Ninety percent of my socks are still purchased by my mother at Christmas and I get anxious about throwing them out. Buying your own socks is the fucking worst. WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE? There are so many things I’d…

But you know the Rams are going to win a 14-10 ball game and the NFL will be right back on track.