Now that Cardinals baseball is in hiatus, we really get to see the writing and reporting of Samer Kalaf shine!

The entire article isn’t much longer than one sentence, let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Samer.

But if Deadspin discontinued its meaningless 200-word articles, Samer would be out of a job!

Meat boy hungry for more hits. Clean hits. Good players. Gronk.

Trump never thought he would be president. I don’t he every wanted to be. And even in his wildest dreams, he figured that being president consisted of jet-setting across the world to hold rallies where he talked about disadvantaged white people and having them yell his name. I seriously think he watched a History…

Wait. Who takes a bath after violently shitting themselves? That’s fucked up.

You’re assuming that you can only tackle someone by targeting their head or knees. Which is ridiculous. Kids are taught from Pop Warner all the way up through high school to drive their shoulder into the opponent’s waistline (this is how Rugby players tackle and there are far fewer head injuries in that sport).

If you were to actually watch the video, this was actually a response to Obama saying, “Biden has never lost an election.”

I think that journalists’ refrain in endorsing or criticizing politicians, political movements, referendums, props, city projects or controversial social beliefs is behind only accuracy when it comes to the tenets of the profession. Journalism should be an objective endeavor. If that’s not possible, be damn near…

Is anyone else imagining Leslie Jones as the one saying “What??”

Truly cringe-worthy moment when Fox started going over the history of the two franchises, complete with old logos. I mean, the current iteration is bad enough, but man...that shit is racist as fuck.

Perhaps he was referring to...oh...I don’t know...the current, World Series iterations of both team’s pitching staffs? A rational (factual, actually) sports take would be that Cleveland’s pitching staff has been much more dominant this postseason. Add to that the fact they’ve faced much better lineups, and you’ve got…

I don’t know what the answer is. The only people who want to be cops have small man syndrome and rely heavily on racial stereotypes. We could try to better screen for this kind of stuff, but honestly, I don’t think anyone would be left. Bullies want to be cops. That’s about it.

Why can’t our police and prosecutors and district attorneys just do the right thing in the first place? No rational person would ever think to not at least slap this guy with like a $500 fine for clearly being a racist.

I don’t think Nick Martin has every heard of Bruce Wayne before :/

Yeah this author is an idiot.

Uber would most definitely exist today even without cab unions. But continue vilifying the wrong people.

Every time I get an Uber, it’s someone who is doing it for a bit of money on the side. My last guy was research assistant in college who made enough money from Uber to go abroad twice a year wherever he wanted. Uber knows there are enough people like “Shawn” who don’t need benefits and who don’t care about salaries.

That home plate ump last night was a towering stack of horse shit and you can blame the pace of play squarely on him. Not only was his strike-zone unbelievably inconsistent, he allowed Contreras and Chapman to figuratively binge watch Breaking Bad on the mound. It was fucking horrible.

“Barkevious Mingo”