Why on earth would you do this over email? I’m a relative nobody with a nobody job and I know never to send anything sensitive over email because...well..it’s fucking email and there’s no guaranteed privacy. Hell, have some 14-year-old make a burner Gmail account and have him send it in. She’s an idiot.

At one time? Or you’ve had nine dogs in your lifetime and you don’t want anymore?

I know it sounds horrible, but I’m kinda glad dogs pass at around that age. It just means you get to enjoy the company of many dogs over your lifetime. I look down at the two I have now and I love them so much and I never want them to die. But I know they will. And I know that means I’ll get to go save another two…

“We’re planning on bringing him back so I didn’t want to overextend him.”

I was thinking the same thing and found it strange they weren’t mentioned.

Yeah, but we all knew Kershaw isn’t a big-game pitcher. As for Hill...well...he did exactly as advertised. If the Dodgers would’ve won game 6, there’s no doubt in my mind Hill would’ve sealed a NLCS win.

The strike three call on Schwarber was fucking unhittable.

Methinks that a 5 percent increase in shorter throws and a .06 difference in release time isn’t exactly significant. Considering injuries, scheduling, weather and the simple fact that football is 22 dudes just flying around a field, there are way too many variables to say that A) he really is throwing significantly…

Deadspin loves to publish stat-driven articles that aren’t really backed up by the stats they pull. That’s a 5 percent difference in the number of shorter passes thrown and .06 difference in release time...that’s nothing. All that shows is that football players aren’t robots and that every single game is completely…

If I had it my way, we’d do away with the whole “college experience” and move our higher education towards much smaller, specialized colleges.

Wait, were those photos taken today or the day after it happened? If those were taken today there’s no way he makes it out of the batter’s box.

I don’t think this is the first time that ole’ Griffin was verbally abused...

With kickers better than ever these days

At least you’re living in Northern California. I think the Pistons would be Basketball Hell.

For those (like me) who are desperately waiting for Goodell to be replaced and for accountability and decency to have a chance at making it in the NFL, let’s continue to watch very little football. The way ratings are going right now, we’ll have a new commish before the end of next season.

I played football for six years and had maybe one good coach the entire time. And by ‘good’ I mean he was somewhat sympathetic to the fact that it was 95 degrees outside and we’re on our second practice of the day and maybe we don’t have to run that 10th 100-yard sprint.

Ya’ll shouldn’t hate on the Cards so much. We shut up Trump as he watched from behind home plate as the Mets lost and we also shut up Dubya and Nolan Ryan as they sat together watching their beloved Rangers melt down. Those are some of my most satisfying memories. You’re welcome.

HAHAHAHA

Even more tragic, Beltran got the closest to a WS win with the Cardinals...only to watch from the on deck circle as Carpenter struck out to end the series

The NFL is rotting from the inside out. There’s just way too much working against it—shitty play, egregious amounts of advertising and commercials, off the field women battering and the thought of a few years coming off a man’s life with each massive hit. Not to mention the money-grubbing owners, an evil commissioner…