Really captures Ben’s rapeyness...

Despite their name, I’m rooting for them. I’d like to see a fresh face hoisting the Commissioner’s Trophy this year.

Trump is breaking the GOP and it’s fucking beautiful. How far will they go?

Woah. When I’ve seen clips of her in the past I always thought she was some Fox News reject “political analyst.” SHE’S TRUMP’S SPOKESPERSON??? Man, he’s scraping the bottom of the shit barrel.

In general, sports writers are not good writers. Most beat reporters couldn’t write their way out of a wet paper sack. A big test is the offseason, when they have to actually work outside of the box and write player profiles and other fluff that requires more creativity. It usually ends very badly. Their expertise…

Guy Fieri’s sister.

There. Fixed it for you.

I think this election is proof that sexism is perhaps the strongest held belief for much of this country. We elected a black man with a Muslim middle name TWICE. Now there’s a woman who has years of experience and who is far from controversial who’s having to battle it out with one of the most unconscionably…

It seems to me that people give more leeway to older generations when it comes to racism, but not, say, sexism. No matter the age, if a man is cat-calling a woman or telling her that her work is done in the kitchen, they’re appalled. But when grandpa starts talking about “Japs” it’s just explained away. This is…

I’m going to guess overzealous hugging of players led to face/helmet collisions.

Donald Trump is basically Bill Cosby-level creepy. He’s expressed interest in fucking underage girls and clearly he thinks it’s ok to molest women because he’s a celebrity. Add to that his contribution to racist housing practices and you have a literal monster.

Among the many reasons I don’t tune-in to many NFL games are the commercials. How can anyone stand them? You watch 7 seconds of action and then you watch two minutes of commercials. Fuck that.

He’s not. And he doesn’t.

I think this might be a bit much, guys.

I mean, they’re really not that bad.

These kinds of letters would be written and submitted in every single city Deadspin chose to pick on.

11 rings, tho. You know? Can’t take that away from us. Nope. You just can’t.

I can’t handle another “magical” Giants postseason run. I just can’t.

That cheerleader looks topless and that’s pretty cool.

Jokes on them. There’s no such thing as East Carolina.