I don’t mean to be insensitive or snobby, but were these dogs from a breeder? It seems like every horror story I’ve ever heard about a sick dog is one that has come from a breeder. These genetic issues just get passed down from litter to litter. I had a friend who purchased a Pomeranian from a breeder and it developed…

The BFIB drowned out the sound of the guys up top calling the Reds’ dugout phone to tell them it was a ground rule double. WE’RE THE BEST!!!!!!!

I met a white, drunk idiot over the weekend who said that his student loan debt is a form of oppression much like a black person might face due to racism.

Give it a fucking rest.

Jesus fucking christ you people are morons.

It’s only deadly if you’re very, very close. Bullets are slowed by water in a matter of 2 feet.

This is where I’d like to point out that Deadspin has not one black staff writer.

Go Cards!

This is the written equivalent of that Seahawks video. “Injustice is bad, m’kay, but let’s just all link arms a love one another!?”

Much like gleefully watching George W Bush and Nolan Ryan sitting behind home plate as the Cardinals took the Rangers by the neck and wiped their asses with them during the 2011 WS, I will derive great satisfaction while watching the same thing happen to Cubs this year. And the year after that. And so forth.

....you realize this is a man wearing a Cardinals jersey, right?

Cards haters have it all wrong. Between Bumgarner, Pence and Brandon Crawford’s hair, the Giants are the most annoying fucking team in baseball.

Anyone who pays $250 to watch an NFL football game deserves a heat stroke.

This is a non-issue. I’m speaking as a white hetero male here, so take everything with a grain of salt. But I think this article does away with the idea that sexuality is a spectrum. For many people, finding or defining their sexuality is complicated.

I’m not tired of seeing the Cards in the postseason.

Nothing says Mediterranean like Swiss cheese, tomatoes and mushrooms!

Say what you will about the corporate America, but I applaud the companies that have taken a stand against this inhumane law. Sure, it might just be a PR stint. However, it matters. And decisions like this are the only way to force even an ounce of rational thought upon our near-illiterate policy makers and the droves…

...not what you think it is, what you think you are, or what your expression is that day.

Eh.

Wow. Deaspin lauding a St. Louis Rams first-round draft pick. I’ll take it.