...two-day hospital stay but no surgery...

Holy shit.

She has a quarter million Insta followers. She’s getting paid for that kind of traffic somehow.

Also a lock: Bill Belichick for NE. That guy is definitely going to coach this weekend.

One of the worst I saw, which had to have been shared by hundreds of millions of people on social media, is the story of the cop who caught an impoverished woman stealing groceries and instead of charging her, decided to buy her a bunch of groceries.

It’s so White America to think they get to decide what the American flag represents. When Kaep is talking, it represents the ability to give a voice to minority populations who are getting gunned down every single day in this country.

I mean, he’s right. There’s nothing more engrained in football than the valiant act of staying silent about an ugly issue for the good of the team. Did he go to Baylor? Or was it Penn State?

I don’t understand why you’d continue to trot Case Keenum out there. Seriously. This is the NFL, not JV football in Vermont. After the Rams 400th punt of the night, why not try Mannion? Why not try literally anyone else?

I thought it was awesome that he brought in the corn rows for the opening game. Nothing scares white xenophobes like corn rows.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if professional sports just went ahead and bit their nose off to spite their face and eliminated all patriotism from their events so players couldn’t protest? I know this will never happen, but one can hope...

Go Cards!

“We totally respect Brandon Marshall’s ability to express himself...except we don’t respect it at all and we’re cutting ties with him.”

What?

Even tho this Kaepernick stuff isn’t anti-military, what’s so wrong about being anti-military? While I want no harm to come to those in the armed forces, I’m vehemently opposed to the vast majority of the military conflicts that the United States has been involved with since WWII came to an end. And even our…

It’s 2016 and officiating errors like this are still changing the outcomes of games. Why? The announcers in the booth new it was the wrong call. Why didn’t the officiating crew take more time? Isn’t there an expert they can consult? A fucking rule book? I mean...the refs should be those experts...but if there’s some…

I think it’s hilarious that people say “respect the game” or “there’s a time and a place.” IT’S FUCKING FOOTBALL. It’s a made up game that owners and advertisers have been able to turn into a money-grubbing, multi-billion dollar enterprise. It’s adults pushing each other around for three hours. God forbid someone…

When is Deadspin going to realize that you never embed a controversial tweet? Screenshot that fucking butthole. I got shit to do. I don’t have time to find this stuff elsewhere.

Fuck yes. This is the shit I come to Deadspin for. Finally.

I wonder if this would’ve been written had they still be the STL Rams. Let me answer that: no.