Yelawolf.

And to think that the LA Rams are paying Goff like $20 million. Why-o-why do NFL teams pay so much for rookie QBs? It’s a crapshoot, and this guy looks so much better than that POS.

I think we also need to address the NFL’s protection of white QB’s. If that was Brady, there would have been suspensions and fines.

To frame this as the NFL looking away because it’s a star player in a highly anticipated game is giving too much credit to the NFL. Stuff like this happens in meaningless games to players who have little to no future in the NFL. Look at the tape of Rams QB Case Keenum last year. The NFL and team owners give not two…

Jesus Christ. Deadspin is really grasping for straws at this point.

Tim Tebow, apparently.

In a very broad way, this article touches on the thoughts I’ve had my entire career—which I’m only about 3 years into. I have a shitty mid-level boss who is constantly out “sick” and does next to nothing when she actually makes it into work. My girlfriend has an alcoholic for a boss who only clocks in about 4 times a…

How about a huge high-five for an anchor and TV station that bucks the trend of making women wear skin-tight cocktail dresses in order to get a few more viewers each night. If anything, THAT’S what would distract from this story, not jeans and a blazer.

Holy shit. I just read some of CJ’s other columns. They’re like a throwback to the gossip columnists of the 1940s. I honestly didn’t know this kind of writing was allowed in major publications anymore.

No. Just no. This is just so, so wrong. Decriminalization or legalization will in no way make things better. There will always be a demand for cheap product. As disgusting as it is for me to equate a human body with “product,” that is what you do when you legalize prostitution. And when women will refuse to have sex…

Thank you for this.

This isn’t to say that chain restaurants don’t suck. Because they do. But you fuckin hipsters never miss an opportunity to lay claim to culture.

And in comes east coast transplant No. 80,450,786 to take a jab at middle America.

It’s almost as if she thought of herself as a man, and made decisions based on that confusion.

They’ve already invented it. It’s called bierocks. And they’re wonderful.

That’s a valid point. Although I don’t think Illana’s coworker is meant to be seen as a stick in the mud, but rather someone understandably annoyed by her ridiculousness. And I think that’s needed. We all love Illana, but she can be a terror.

I’m not confused.

As the Times-Picayune notes, Lauren Holiday’s tumor is just the latest in a string of tragedies to affect the Pelicans. Shooting guard Bryce Dejean-Jones was shot to death in May, former head coach Monty Williams’s wife, Ingrid, died after a car crash in February, and then-Pelicans forward Ryan Anderson’s girlfriend co…

When it comes to feminist media heroes, Broad City >>>>>>>> Girls

It sounds like to me that Whitlock did a great job of answering his own question.