I once had a female coworker who was a proud, liberal, politically correct feminist. Which, is great. Although, I do get tired of white people getting offended on the behalf of minorities.

And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.

That’s Winston-Salem to you, bro.

What is with Deadspin and its weird “here’s how to handle alcohol” articles? Not too long ago someone wrote a very detailed, step by step process of how to consume only two drinks at a professional gathering.

So far, Goff looks no better than the one guy out your group of friends who can throw a decent spiral. Seriously. Watch his throws downfield. They’re off by 10 feet.

Wait....did this chick really just say “how dare you blame white people for the problems of minority communities”?????

What is with purple and racists? It’s impossible to count the times I’ve heard a clear racist say, “I don’t care if you’re black, brown, purple or white.”

This is why education should be a lifelong pursuit. So people will remember why the Civil War happened.

What is physics-defying about this?

Just win the WS already so we can be done with this shit and, like the Red Sox, forget they ever had some “curse.” Jesus.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Fuck that guy.

We’re operating under the dangerously false hypothesis that the NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL can’t afford to build their own stadiums. And every single time a municipality agrees to help fund one, the hypothesis is strengthened.

The biggest issue with how this show unfolded, outside of the ridiculous plot points stated above, is that it went from an intense, nearly real-time sequence of events to a confusing, what-day-is-it? what-time-is-it? jumbled mess. Also, where did Stone go? I know it was technically Chandra’s case after he was fired,…

The drugs in the vagina thing was because the prison was short on crack (because that little kid killed himself) and Chandra didn’t want Naz to be mid-detox when he took the stand.

If Bortles thinks 26 preseason Jags points aren’t a lot of points, he’s in for a looooooooooong year.

So true.

How the fuck did that resurrected Nazi fill an entire book about Trump? He’s literally the most one-dimensional human being on earth.

“...protesting campus speakers “violated the University’s long-standing commitment to free expression:”

I mean, you’re essentially watching American Gladiators and you expect no corniness? That’s kinda the point.