If you need to work out particular parts of your body for physical therapy or to lose weight for health reasons, then by all means, do it. But this body sculpting culture that has infiltrated every single corner of our society has to stop. It’s vain, it’s egocentric and we’re forcing younger generations to care about…

God damn I can’t wait for them to lose their first series of the playoffs.

During my years playing middle school and high school football, I never met a coach whose moral compass pointed the right way. I had one coach who got a student pregnant. I had another one that was clearly an alcoholic and slept in his office most nights. I had another that regularly took players to strip clubs and…

I mean...ya’ll realize that he’s fucking with everyone, right?

Oh, God. No. NO! The HORROR!

Ooooooooo.

HAHAHAHA it’s sooooooo funny to make fun of St. Louis and its SILLY FOOD!!!!!!!!!! We’re all such stupid fucking knuckle-draggers that we wouldn’t know what good pizza tastes like if Papa John came to our door in his yellow Camaro and told us personally!!! And then there’s that toasted ravioli—whoooaaaa! Only a fat…

After watching 22 walruses dressed as football players attempt to score touchdowns/prevent the scoring of touchdowns every Sunday and hoping for a change, only to find out they are, indeed, walruses dressed as football players, I’m very happy they’re LA’s problem now.

Bears, man. Fuckin’ bears.

I’ve always said: if working out is the most interesting thing about you, I automatically hate you so much.

Good. Fuck that family.

I mean, ya’ll realize there’s no way that’s a dong right? Mac would’ve had to have an 8-incher down there for that to truly be a dong. It would’ve been extremely obvious even when standing.

Keep up the good work, Samer! Riveting!

I mean, this is the NFL we’re talking about here. What are you expecting? Supervision? Responsibility? Common sense? Pfff.

What the fuck is this article?

This! Jesus H Christ. I interned at an NBC affiliate during an Olympic year and you’d have thought we had our own reporters in the field. It was constant. Local television is the worst thing on television. I’d rather watch Real House Wives.

Old white men: “I miss the old days, where we had no emotions and I didn’t have to think about the impact of institutional racism, or that my Ford Super Duty is strangling Mother Nature.”

It’s ok, Samer. This comes with the territory of being a hack “journalist.”

Israel.