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Long-haul trucking companies are constantly trying to come up with new ways to make their fleets more aerodynamic, more efficient. Even if it’s just .5 MPG higher, that could save millions of dollars. I don’t think it’s any different with companies that use heavy-duty pickups.

The only difference between a mom and a dad is the fact that the mom has to be pregnant and give birth. And major fucking props for that. However, after that (and the recovery period), it’s the same fucking job. Or, at least it should be. If you’re a father and you’re sitting around with your friends talking about how…

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Oh my. I have such a love/hate relationship with the Gaineses. It irks me that they’re so religious. Like, I don’t mind if you’re religious. But when extremely lucky people who are now millionaires start talking about God’s plan...I just can’t stomach it.

Ima just put this out there: fuck those guys that got their grandmother’s ring, or any other dead relative’s ring. They cheated the system.

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There’s always that one guy in your friend group who has that weird, high-pitched cackle. Amirite?

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I have an idea: Fire Samer Kalaf. I’m sure you can find a fluent Spanish speaker who can write three-paragraph “articles” that have Vine embeds.

Those are, in fact, some good-as-hell dogs. Bravo.

I am confused by this encounter. Freshwater jellyfish are no larger than a quarter. So, that should rule out, as Magary describes, “endless tentacles.” I hope sea jellyfish aren’t adapting.

Cubs have put together a good half of a season and they already think they’re the Yankees. This move is fucking moronic. No closer is worth your top prospect. They pitch one inning. One.

How the fuck have I not seen these before?

God damn...I can’t wait for the Cardinals to win the WS this year. It’s going to be a lot of fun.

His heart did not let him off the hook.

This is tame compared to most of what I’ve read coming out of that backwards state.