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That guy had no allies. Everyone was just like, FINISH THE FUCKING SONG.

I feel like I don’t really hear heckling anymore when I go to games. I wonder if it’s due to the advent of cell phone videos going viral. Or maybe it’s because I don’t live in NY.

Let’s just ask two reasonable questions here: why the fuck would someone try and reach for their gun to shoot the two police officers that are standing on top of them? Why would someone who’s getting pulled over for a broken tail light want to randomly shoot a cop with his girlfriend and her daughter in the car? The…

Jung-Ho Gone-g

Oh, lawd. You just to remind me that skins and shirts games exist. Thanks for the portal into me as a chubby kid in PE class.

Yes. And also: “suffers from depression,” “suffers from anxiety.”

I also want to add another unfortunate consequence of “retarded” being hijacked by insensitive, immature people. Which is that, retarded is such a great word! It’s perfect vocabulary for so many non-human-describing situations. As in: the progress of common sense gun control measures in the United States is retarded.

I’m so confused.

I remember when Deadspin (rightly) criticized fans who didn’t want to see/hear BlackLivesMatter protests at sporting events. Apparently the environmental impact of meat production, which is helping to destroy our planet (like, literally), doesn’t get the same treatment.

And anyone who puts deep-dish pizza far ahead of NY-style is a fucking fraud.

Jesus Christ. This is the most Deadspin article Deadspin has ever written.

Sitting here trying to figure out how this might affect his fantasy performance.

Budweiser, if served ice cold, is a legitimate domestic beer. I’d put it above any Miller product and on the same plane as PBR. The problem is that it’s more expensive for no goddamn reason. Busch is also a favorite. But everything else that InBev makes is garbage.

Woah. That referee is a psychopath. He’s been waiting to kick a guy in the head for way too long.

While we do give our dogs regular dog food, dogs actually don’t need to eat meat.

One of my dogs was really unsure of carrots at first. He would just spit it out as soon as we gave it to him. But by the third attempt he was doing backflips for them.

I was a secret league of one, only with no sense of how to read the directions on whatever inner map was supposed to be my guide to the conspiracy.

Perhaps there has already been a thread about this, but a good companion article would be one about which human food is GOOD for dogs. We just discovered our pups love carrots. They’re A LOT cheaper than dogs treats—which, as vegetarians, is hard to get behind anyways. There are many other kinds of everyday human…

I don’t know if the writer is familiar with a dog’s anatomy, but back paws are not where the poop comes out.