Isn’t it amazing that people that are millions and millions of dollars in the hole still live like this?

That fucking HBO promo that I watched prior to GOT/Silicon Valley/Veep almost ruined my Sunday. Even my girlfriend, who has NO IDEA who Bill Simmons is, was like, ‘who the hell is that douchebag?’

This guy is a total shitbag. But this kind of talk is dangerous. If a sex offender is shunned by society and can never find gainful employment, the risk of reoffending is much higher. We should strive for a robust correctional system that provides counseling and forgiveness for those that want to earn their life back.

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS.

Rams over Patriots. I really think it would’ve changed the trajectory of those two teams. That defeat was the nail in the coffin for the St. Louis Rams.

Deadspin videos look like homemade footage of people trying out for BuzzFeed videos. And even BuzzFeed videos suck.

Jesus, is there anything worse than the bro in your group who’s like “WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT EAT MEAT” “MEAT IS THE ONLY OPTION” “TRIPLE MEAT ALWAYS”

I’m not against the idea of eating insects for protein. However, I’m amazed that people would be willing to substitute their chicken for grasshoppers but not, say, black beans. Vegetables and legumes have TONS of protein. And I assume they taste much better.

Did anyone else read that trash article about Joe Buck that was most likely paid for by Joe Buck, Fox Sports or both? Here’s an excerpt:

Ever since I read My Side of the Mountain I’ve always dreamed of running away and living off the land. I never thought of it as a hobby. That’s it. I’m buying land somewhere.

Votto, Heyward, Tulo, Cutch...am I missing any others?

Here I sit at boring job C, eating my greek yogurt with blackberries. A giant AC vent overhead won’t turn off.

“...where you may resume browsing the internet only minimally interrupted by the requirements of “work.”

I thought soccer was over? I’m so confused.

Man, can you imagine being, like, the junior Senator from New York. There’s a brawl in the Senate chambers, and you’ve got a free swing at Mitch McConnell? Fuck yeah. I’m going to think real hard on that before going to bed and see if I can turn it into a dream.

God damn, that brings back so many memories of the mundane things we used to do in HS to keep our minds occupied. Like taking turns hitting each other in the arm until someone gives up.

Dodgers and Cardinals have nearly the same record and are both in 3rd place in their division. So I’m not sure who that was a dig at.

Every single person who works at a Jiffy Lube is grade D con artist at best. The last time I went to one, they said I really needed to replace my transmission fluid. On a 4 year old car with about 30k miles. The tech also came in and showed me a perfectly clean air filter and said, ‘see how dirty this is? we’ll get…

Too bad he shits his pants when playing the Cardinals in the postseason...

This is the real deal. I’ve been a vegetarian for more than a year and a jackfruit BBQ sandwich has been the the first, and as of yet, only thing I’ve sunk my teeth in that really captures the texture of meat. Me and my girlfriend by cans of it (already broken down) by the truckload from asian markets. Replace it with…