Odor! Odor!

Wait, are they really pausing the initial replay for Stat Cast now? What the fuck. I want to see a real-time replay of a home run. Not a spliced, slo-mo with numbers.

Jesus Christ. That stare he gives at the end is nearing sexual harassment.

Wait, is this Kelly Osbourne or Adele? I can’t remember.

Unfortunately, sometimes, we fall under the trap of “but my problem is worse!!!” And that’s how those in power like it. As long as we’re busy comparing our gripes, NCAA, universities in general and student loan lenders win.

...we hope to suggest that women are a reflection and embodiment of nature, the sun, the sky and the land. We want to express the belief that we will rely upon the strength, intuition and wisdom of progressive and enlightened women to find our place in nature and to regain the balance within it.

That’s insane. I’ve never seen it broken down that way. Thank you.

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10 percent of 1.85 million is $185,000.

Are you serious??? You think the idea of a college athlete going unpaid is a bigger injustice than our county’s higher education system as a whole? Wow. You do realize that many student athletes wouldn’t even be in college if it weren’t for sports, right? That’s how fucked up our higher education system is. Student…

He got paid $185,000 for getting injured on the football field and took a little bit more time to graduate with a bachelor’s degree. Look, the NCAA is taking full advantage of college athletes and it’s messed up. But when most college grads are staring down mountains of debt, lucky to find a job paying $30,000 a year,…

Deadspin is utilizing Samer’s abundant writing talent for many of the Cards’ loss posts. He’s looking to win awards with this kind of dedicated coverage.

I think a lot of it really comes down to your childhood. I always had a dog and cat growing up. It was always the same cat, because that fucker lived to see 18. I quickly learned that pets > humans. My siblings were annoying. My parents were always fighting and eventually got a divorce. I had a lot of friends, but you…

The chart illustrating my ability to finally lose the weight looks a lot like these.

I’ll never forget those beady, emotionless eyes staring through his helmet as he threw another incomplete pass on third down. I swear, he has the least upside of any QB in the league. Just awful.

The Cubs are like nothing I’ve ever seen before. They’re going to keep up this pace and just destroy anyone in the playoffs. Which sucks.

...as pure a betrayal of the fundamental social structure as we’ve been able to invent.

This is fucked up.

Wow. Such nuance. Such comedic clarity. Bravo.

St. Louis.