I know it’s slowed down, but that GIF sure looks like Hickey is selling the hit.

I completely agree with you about these fucking plutocratic hair pieces who call themselves writers. But I wonder if you’d feel different about the ability of a minority to correct a majority if Trump really did have a chance at beating Clinton.

I’ve always hated the “fighting cancer” talk because it assumes that those who died from the disease didn’t fight hard enough or “lost their battle with cancer.” Fuck that. They were unlucky enough to develop terminal cancer. That’s what happened. It has nothing to do with fortitude.

I can tell you that in most cases, cost controls everything. I’m looking to move to Eugene, OR for a job. Rent there is absurd. Literally nothing you want to live in for less that 1,200 a month. However, houses aren’t as high. I’m thinking that I have to buy in order to afford a place I actually like.

Damn. He’s pulling out those dollar bill words.

It’s wonderful that Deadspin’s write-up from this really entertaining series THAT THE BLUES WON only has information about the Blackhawks.

Best series so far? Not the one that’s going to a game 7, features a great storyline and had crazy lead changes in nearly every game?

Every single person who is having a bachelor/ette party deserves the right to invite whoever the fuck they want, gender meaning nothing. And they deserve the right to not feel bad for excluding someone.

Am I the only one who is just now seeing this story, meaning this is the first time I’ve seen those Diamondbacks jerseys?

It was the summer before 8th grade. I had just gotten back from a family vacation and my two best friends had smoked weed while I was away. I was pissed. We were all supposed to do it for the first time together. They told me a great tale of being smoked out by another friend’s older brother. It was a great time, they…

Uhhhhhhhh wrong.

Someone who has never watched their team in the World Series would say that, I guess.

The Cards could finish dead last in the NL Central for the next 5 seasons and I’d still be content. I’ve watched nearly nonstop, unbelievable postseason baseball for the last 11 years. What have the Cubs done? Started a season on a good note? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

I love baseball. I tend to dislike the uber-Christian, good ole’ farm boys who tend to play it.

You’ve obviously never been to a Blues game, where fans would not take kindly to being called “good.”

Woah. Deadspin is giving St. Louis a fair shake. Now, I wonder if they’ll start covering the Blues’ postseason games? After all, they’re just a fluke...

I wonder where they learned it?

The n-word was never heard on broadcast. There are four tweets from Cubs fans who allegedly heard it. And we all know cubs fans to have upstanding morals.

Two things: Wrigley is a notoriously racist atmosphere