Swing low... sweet Corey’s foot... givin’ up a bonus freethrowwwww...

I might wake up at 2am to watch it, will be cheering for Rafa

I guess that’s an underdog story, but she doesn’t have anything on Bill Belichick’s ragged band of misfits, led by a dog everyone said was too fancy to play sports, somehow winning the AFC Championship.

Who says coon accidentally? Like it has to already be in your lexicon for it to be accidental.  Why would it be there I wonder. 

All that money earned and he does not own his own place?

It was pretty severe.

“a dumb Stacey Dash”

Bless your heart.

This news is really hot. Super duper fly news. Even the gossip folks will pass the dutch and acknowledge that Missy runs this.

Fathers, gather your sons together, put your nephews and cousins on speakerphone and tell them this: An apology states the wrong that was done, aknowledges the hurt it likely caused the other person and expresses heartfelt sorrow and remorse for doing it, period. You can add any moves you’ve made to improve yourself…

This is sad news. Murray had many virtues as an athlete. I particularly appreciated his insistence that women’s tennis players receive equal treatment and attention.  

Wah wah wah… In 1992, Julius Erving stole my fax machine and then proceeded to give me an unscheduled colonoscopy.  Later I was told he wasn’t even a real doctor, but you don’t hear me whining about it.

She must have been a student of Brown

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

Bevo wishes he could inbreed.

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

Ok, so this isn’t what I really wanted for Christmas (A Don Jr. indictment and perp walk stocking stuffer) but I’ll take it.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

Thanks for this. Great explanation. My favorite part: