Okaaaayyy...now it all makes sense. The two featured Tweets above, that is.

“The Fake News Washington Post, Amazon’s “chief lobbyist,” has another (of many) phony headlines, “Trump Defiant As China Adds Trade Penalties.” WRONG! Should read, “Trump Defiant as U.S. Adds Trade Penalties, Will End Barriers And Massive I.P. Theft.” Typically bad reporting!”

“During an event in West Virginia, Trump said that women “are being raped at numbers never seen before” as a caravan of immigrants head towards the United States border. “Yesterday, it came out where this journey coming up, women are raped at levels that nobody has ever seen before,”

“Because of the Trump Administrations actions, Border crossings are at a still UNACCEPTABLE 46 year low.”

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

This guy sits in the back of the room, doesn’t buy the book for the class, and laughs at his own farts. He’s not even taking notes.

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It’s because he thinks that when you are $500 Billion down, you just file bankruptcy.

“Our Border Laws are very weak while those of Mexico & Canada are very strong.”

Goddamn those fucking idiotic tweets. Re: “Obama era border laws” -What laws? The few times there was ANY attempt to reform immigration, the GOP controlled Congress torpedoed it. Even Jon Fucking McCain blew up his own efforts at it when he ran for President.

Today’s Code 45* clearly indicates that the massive, disgusting pelota de piel naranja clinging to the Oval Office upholstery is feeling regret. He simply failed to understand that continuing his sleazy, grifting behaviour in the glare of the presidential limelight was a very, very unwise move. A private citizen,…

Weren’t trade wars a great thing and easy to win last week?

Also, how the hell is it that a guy whose business model has stemmed from selling property to foreign investors (many of whom are laundering money, but we’ll ignore that little detail for now) can’t understand that foreign asset purchases are what drive trade deficits? If foreign investors weren’t willing to buy…

Still no mention of the stock market being at a disastrous low.

We can’t possibly lose, because there’s NO way $500 billion turns into $1 trillion, OK? He already ran a casino into the ground with this gambler’s philosophy. Idiot.

Per Stormy Daniels, Donald  doesn’t use a condom. What’s the over/under on how many abortions he’s quietly taken care of.

I hope this never happens because I’m just one abortion away from a free FRO-YO on my PP punch card.

Thoughts and prayers.

It has been described as a pewpewpew die incident.