Even though he was likely a great guy, the AUSTIN BOMBING SUSPECT IS DEAD. Great job by law enforcement and all concerned who voted for me!
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Trump waited until now to comment, then gave credit to the police when they did nothing?
Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.
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Hi, everyone. Apologies for so many posts, today.
I love that “DO NOT CONGRATULATE” was right there in his tweet-scream all-caps and he either didn’t see it or ignored it. Fucking. Amazing.
late breaking:
Jesus Christ:
‘Hey Vlad, just wanted to call and congratulate you on your tremendous victory in the face of the nasty, mean liberal press. I can’t believe the things they write about you - so cruel. It’s FAKE NEWS!
“Trump called Putin today to congratulate the autocrat on his electoral “win.”
God, I love the fact that a pornstar could be the person who topples this wannabe dictator president. I wonder if Mueller will subpoena her as part of the investigation.
I kept expecting one of these sentences to end with “Moose & Squirrel!”
“I’m a master of disguise,” Turnbull cuts in, chuckling.
When Daughter was about 4, she pushed Son (2) down. I came running from the kitchen to see why he was crying, and she started dancing and singing really loudly in an attempt to distract me from the person who had cause to point the finger at her.
This is your brain … (cracks egg into frying pan). This is your brain listening to Trump rhetoric.
The net is closing, and according to today’s Code 45*, the president is thinking hard about what his future will hold. I have it on good authority that he has taken great interest in movies of late. According to various sources, 45* prefers movies that are simplistic and rah-rah (Bloodsport, Air Force One); movies…