Looking at that picture, if you didn’t know that he is POTUS, you’d guess he’s a car dealer from Florida. He’d probably suck at that too.

We’re getting ready to watch the craziest constitutional shit storm in history. Firing the special prosecutor is what got Nixon impeached. However Republicans today are huge ass traitors and pussies and will just stand aside and let Russia continue to fuck our democracy.

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.

“Sanctimonious James Comey”

Today’s Code 45* indicates that la grosse orange écailleuse is thinking wistfully about how his escape from this living nightmare would be so much easier under the Canadian parliamentary system.

Why is Bannon fascinated with a historical loser like Mussolini? The idiot rose to power, then was hung because he was such a fat idiot.

I think she just generally has ‘no knowledge’, be it of what’s going on in the White House or anything else, really.

If nothing else there needs to be an after school special about that girl on meth who literally gouged out her own eyeballs and then squished them in her fists. That’s this generation’s “Regina from Sweet Valley dies after two lines of cocaine” in terms of keeping the youths off drugs, good lord.

I blame the lack of Very Special Episodes on prime time TV to this generations lack of unawareness to the dangers of drug use.

I feel the same.

Steve is cool. Proof:

Hands up if you think 45 had a major malfunction hearing an Irish accent come out of the mouth of a POC.

[Looks at Jr’s soon to be ex]

According to red America, he best understands working America somehow.

I’ll take a stab at translation. He’s saying, “If the US has a trade deficit, it is with a country. Canada is a country, therefore the US has a trade deficit with it.” That’s the logical fallacy known as affirming the consequent and a particularly dumb example of it at that.

In today’s Code 45*, the “president” responds to all your burning questions.

Dear Vanessa (about-to-be-former) Trump,

eyeing Fox & Friends Weekend host Pete Hegseth to replace Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin

The death penalty for drug dealers is unconstitutional (also, I think he is slated to release an opioid plan every week).

Ironically, Trump supposedly drinks no alcohol at all, making it an even worse reason to have voted for that guy.