Can we all take a guess on the name of the parody? I’m running with “Cum-mandor in Chief”.

Everytime I read something about this Stormy Daniels shitfest, this BG comes to my mind:

trump just wrote her a check for another million to not talk. The problem for her is that he will probably cancel the check before she gets to cash it. By then the state of the uniom will have faded from memory as trump embarrasses America in new and undiscovered ways.

Daniels said she had “no further comment” on the matter

Sure, Jan.

He didn’t tweet because they’ve had him doped up and sleeping for the last 48 hours just so he can appear calm and collected for a single hour tonight and deliver a speech which will then be heralded as a reset and so presidential until he resumes his usual irrational behavior tomorrow once the uppers or downers or…

So the (majority) Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee voted to release the Nunes memo to support Trump’s assertion that he was being unfairly targeted by the DOJ and FBI, against FBI written advice that it reveals classified information and in the face of Democratic claims that the memo is one-sided and…

Berlusconi to Trump:

First, the Code 45* team wants to thank all you wonderful people who shouted out birthday wishes to Mme Muck yesterday. You guys never cease to amaze with your awesomeness.

“In the age of Trump, Silvio Berlusconi is gearing up to Make Italy Bunga Bunga Again.”

sorry but on this side on the pond we’re partial to Fred and his fake heart attacks...it’s the big one, i’m coming Elizabeth

Where is the music, MTV? You can at least throw a harmonica or some shit in there.

replace him with this.

“Stonewall Jackson”?

Nothing Mississippi does can surprise me.

“But what’s strange is that every time I talk to him he says he just golfed a 69, or that he set a new course record or won a club championship some place.”

Trump is a grossly overweight mix of Mr Burns and Judge Smails.