Is he doing Blue Steel in that photo?

Gold is the toilet of Trump’s past. Stainless steel is the toilet of his future.

“Also, we have sources now confirming that yeah, maybe Donald Trump wanted to fire the special counsel for conflict. Does he not have the right to raise those questions?” Hannity asked. “You know, we’ll deal with this tomorrow night.”

Yup, even Nixon was smart enough to try and sound innocent when he said “I welcome this examination.” Of course he sorta went off the rails with the rest of the sentence, that part about “People have gotta to know if their president is a crook.......”

Trump really is like a stupid version of Nixon.

And omiGOD you just know there are reverse vampires in there somewhere

Where do I apply for my ability to turn men to stone with direct eye-contact to go with my head full of snakes?

Yes. It is EXACTLY like Watergate.

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More important to give coal barons tax cuts and free reign to destroy the planet.

You keep saying this like you’re trying to make some kind of point. Are you trying to make some kind of point? Because I kind of feel like the point you’re trying to make is based on faulty information and a hefty dose of bias.

There are three basic types of people in the world: creators, consumers, and middle-men. America, about a year ago, was a nation of creators, and damned proud of it. Then Trump happened.

The “50,000" texts refer to the number of texts ON THE ENTIRE FBI SERVER, not between two FBI agents you dipshit! (Trump, not you Joanna ;-0)

candy-gram

Not that I would dare do it¹, but if someone were to apply the Code 45* algorithm and procedures to Joanna’s writing above, one would get: “Look....shit not great. Happy?” Which, when you think about it, pretty accurately captures the essence and spirit of our beloved Barf Bag.

We don’t use proper names in Code 45* analysis (in this case, Samsung) because they offer no insight into 45*’s psyche. Nor do we pay any attention to the inane “Jobs!” when it appears. Like it’s illegitimate half-brother “AGAIN!”, it has become like “awesome” or “absolutely” in common parlance: ubiquitous to the…