“Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters at a briefing Monday afternoon that if Democrats don’t cooperate with Donald Trump, the administration might just go ahead and start deporting DREAMers, just like that.”

Well I guess everyone sane is to the Far Left when you’re a fucking Nazi.

While he didn’t break any bones, the doctors who examined him said it’s impossible to determine if he suffered any brain damage or not.

I figure after last year, New England fans are probably about as insufferable as they’re going to get, whereas Philadelphia still has a ceiling they haven’t yet hit. Which is why it hurts me to say, but I gotta pull for the Pats.

Don’t know about you folks, but I feel safer with this menace off the streets.

For all those small-government conservative hypocrites, this is the face of a big-government police state.

The goldfish crackers would at least be funny.

Um, to be fair, serving high end champagne in McDonald’s glasses would be awesome!

So the plastic spoon, while gauche, is technically forgivable

I’m sorry you went to a freaking trump property, the epitome of tacky, you deserve what you get. It’s lucky that’s all it was and not poop on a plate or a Molotov cocktail.

Mr. Zinke, unfortunately you are not up to this administration’s standard of evil. Please bring at least 25% more evil to the table by Monday.

I thought it meant “my real good friend”.

Greased poles in the “Gayborhood”?

Not their retirement grease!!!

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

Passive-aggressive outgoing voicemail messages: tools of the trade for 16 year old girls and the US presidency.

At least now the gun nuts* have a reason to hate him too.

CBD doesn’t even get you high. Christ... Republicans would know that if they’d just do an hour of research on cannabis. Like, peruse Leafly.com for awhile, learn some shit.

Of course, it’s entirely too much to expect them to be informed on anything before they decide to oppose or allow it 🙄

Finally, Sessions picks on someone his own size. However, the naughty little elf should check with Keebler corporate. His anti-pot stance is denying them billions in the edibles market.