“We need the Wall for the safety and security of our country. We need the Wall to help stop the massive inflow of drugs from Mexico, now rated the number one most dangerous country in the world. If there is no Wall, there is no Deal!”

[Megan has unleashed a tsunami of Tweets upon us, but please note that the Code 45* will be made from today’s tweets only - because we strive to serve nothing but the freshest ingredients to you and your family.]

At least you got high. These idiots are just...

Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.

Adults voted in Trump and that’s incredibly more stupid than eating tide pods.

This is where we are as a society. We’re so bored we’re eating laundry soap for attention.

But I thought Trump had told us that it’s be proven that there was no collusion? He even typed it in caps! Are you saying he may not be very truthful?

So the “defenders” of the Second and haters of the First may all soon be pleading the Fifth.

Mr. Sparkle!

Japan’s already got red Kit-Kats! In strawberry, raspberry, cherry, and.... um.... seafood??

CNN? Jesus Democrats, do better.

“I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests.”

And hot Asians.

Today’s inspirational Code 45* reminds us that there’s no time like the present, and s/he who hesitates is lost. One should strike while the iron is hot, and never pass up a chance to seize the day. So whatever it is you’ve been meaning to get to, but weren’t sure about the right time to do it, wonder no more.

His stance on immigration Is no brown or black people

“His brain is FINE,” insists Dr Nick Riviera Ronny Jackson, “it’s in a jar on my desk, perfectly okay.”

“Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps, dotard’s got ‘em.”

Today’s Code 45* finds that the very idea that the US will somehow become “great again”, or even a slightly better place, under 45*’s bizarre reign is the ultimate in construction of false reality. For someone so obsessed with “fake news” and making accusations of contrived negative coverage of his fuckery, one can…