Seems to have a good bit more bodily autonomy, too.

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I know he DID once grasp the fact that he himself is the one in charge of the DOJ.... but he seems to have lost his grip on it. Well, maybe they’ll keep at him with the flash-cards & it’ll eventually sink in.

Some pilots also wanted to experiment trying to fly with only one wing and Trump called them up and said “NO FUCKING WAY! YOU USE TWO WINGS LIKE THE DYNAMICS OF FLIGHT DICTATE!!!”

Right? I can imagine someone who has no idea how things are actually run thinking “hey, if they save taxes they’re going to give their workers money! Yeah!”. But seriously.... that’s not how this works. The company I work for has a couple of complex but transparent calculations that show how your performance+company…

Old crazy fingers just about broke the Code 45* machine today. He set a new record with eight exclamation-pointed words! This was obviously his subconscious reaching a breaking point with the idiot meat bag in which it resides. It’s actually fantasizing about how 45* will be washed up faster than any president in…

Is questioning whether the deep state (?!) DOJ is going to act? Is the deep state DOJ different than the regular DOJ? Does he know what the DOJ is actually?

“Crooked Hillary Clinton’s top aid, Huma Abedin, has been accused of disregarding basic security protocols. She put Classified Passwords into the hands of foreign agents. Remember sailors pictures on submarine? Jail! Deep State Justice Dept must finally act? Also on Comey & others”

Big Boy President make planes stop go boom! Yes he did! Sure he did!!!

Buster Dog and his Exposed Butthole (tm) feels these comments on the cold and snow are valid and without exaggeration.

So, basically the weather is going to be a lot like a trip to the shitter after eating half a bag of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears?

He’s been *very* strict on commercial aviation. When the commercial aviators called him up and said ‘Can we do some crashes this year?’ he said ‘NO WAY GUYS!’

Is he really taking personal credit for no airplane crashes?

It’s covered elsewhere in the day.

Speaking of Trump’s big boy play days, this might’ve gotten lost in the holidays but remember that ridiculous box truck they used to block CNN’s view of Trump while he golfed?

Alexandra Paul, who brought a touch of class and sophistication to Baywatch.

Orion agrees.

Of course you’re hanging out with POTUS, Donny, he’s your DAD!

He’s such a fat fuck and I mean that in the way he eats and drinks like a spoiled 8-year-old boy.