The selection of tweets in today’s Barf Bag includes quite a few from yesterday and only two from today (not that I’m complaining; it’s getting hard to keep up these days!). But in accordance with the official Code 45* rule book, because we use only the freshest ingredients to (half) bake our products, we will be…

This is part of why Sanders is worse than Spicer. They are both despicable liars, but Spicer at least had that frisson of self loathing and resentment that made him bearable. Sanders is smug and chipper even as she gleefully condones blood libel against Muslims. She doesn’t feel/express a trace of shame and…

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

“They’re socialists who want to change our way of life. Putting man above God and the government is our god. They are the Washington establishment. They want to keep everything the same so they don’t lose their position, power, and prestige.”

“Looks like another great day for the Stock Market. Consumer Confidence is at Record High. I guess somebody likes me (my policies)!”

he rapidly approaching ‘James Brown on CNN on PCP’ incoherence...

No fewer than eight words were eligible for consideration in discerning today’s Code 45* message! Let’s get to it.

For the record:

• Here’s a super coherent speech on tax reform from our president. [Twitter]

But that is the entertainment factor, right there. As Trump says and does ever more batshit stuff, our Sarah stands up there fumbling along, telling us all how we got it all wrong and he’s the Prezdent and we need to get in line and why are you people like that all mean and c’mon you guys?

‘I think the real issue is why they broke that statue...”

I want to say I’m surprised. It’d be a lie, though.

Ah, I remember a time when the President of the United States wasn’t afraid to stand up in front of the American people and say, with complete conviction, “Yes, Nazis are evil.”

The “Chuck and Nancy” tweet was prior to their meeting! Holy fucking mother of fuck, people (as my dear aunt used to say). Why does he even bother pretending? He’s fucking bulletproof. Just fucking go for it, man - quit pussyfooting around! Nobody is willing to stop you. It’s fucking over. (I don’t mean it,…

Side note: what about this bullshit of putting their names in quotes? He generally does this for wiggle room like when he claimed (100% false) he had his “wires tapped”. I get he’s doing the musty, late-80’s Alpha-Dick move of calling them by their first names instead of Senators Schumer and Pelosi, like any …

“Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!”

Following the “Melania is desperately unhappy” news of the last few days, the Code 45* team got to wondering: “just what does it take to keep a human operating at the level of obedient-automatism displayed by the entity currently referred to as FLOTUS?” Other than the very infrequent batting-away of 45*’s stubby…

I, for one, am impressed by and almost pleased by the restraint shown by Trump. Here is a man who has a long-documented antipathy towards Native Americans. And at no point, did he refer to them as “Injun” nor did he ask them to smoke a peace pipe or make war whoop sounds.