I wasn’t aware that Alabama had a border problem. Which border? The one with Florida, perhaps? Mississippi?
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Lacking any usable wort from which to distill even a wee dram of Code 45* to slake our thirst for secret messages today, the regular C45* will not be appearing. However, we heard on Twitter today that our cranky pal 45* (aka Orange-is-the-New-Fifth-Columnist) spent most of his day preparing for and engaging in another…
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“Women are very special. I think it’s a very special time because a lot of things are coming out, and I think that’s good for our society, and I think it’s very, very good for women. And I’m very happy a lot of these things are coming out, and I’m very happy it’s being exposed.”
In fairness to Trump, he (and definitely Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III) probably considers the prosecution of Klansmen who killed small black girls to be too heavy-handed and a miscarriage of justice, because, you know, there were bad people on both sides.
GQ went to Bowling Green and didn’t even stop to pay tribute to the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Fucking liberal media.
Meanwhile Marshawn Lynch is somewhere not giving a f*ck what Donald Trump thinks about him.
Being Canadian, the Code 45* team is sometimes confused by the nuances of your American political system. However, we are aware of the rather mysterious practice known as “midterm elections”, and we know the next of them will go down in November 2018. We are also aware that this will involve contests for all the seats…
“I should leave American citizens in jail in another country if they aren’t gonna thank me to my liking.”
C’mon Donnie, it’s only some dumb kids shoplifting some (probably) counterfeit sunglasses. It’s not like they started a phony “university” that scammed thousands of people out of millions of dollars! Now THAT would be some scandalous shit.
I don’t work in law enforcement, but I do watch a lot of people play LEOs on TV...so I don’t understand how they can pretend they weren’t threatening/shaming her on FB rather than trying to find her when they could probably look up the car’s owner through the DMV. They didn’t want to talk to her, they wanted to send a…
“The objective of the post was to find the owner/driver of the truck and have a conversation with them in order to prevent a potential altercation between the truck driver and those offended by the message,” the office said.
Today’s Code 45* turns out to be a continuation of yesterday’s psychic meanderings of an increasingly tortured mind, as it mulls its host’s rapidly disintegrating world. You might recall that the question being pondered yesterday was “what does his inner voice tell him he deserves?” and that the answer was “Jail.”…
HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!
““To the three UCLA basketball players I say: You’re welcome, go out and give a big Thank You to President Xi Jinping of China who made.........your release possible and, HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!”
“similar sentiment was expressed by the White House. “The president believes that these allegations are very troubling and should be taken seriously,” Sarah Sanders said in Thursday’s briefing, adding that Donald Trump, “thinks that the people of Alabama should make the dec”
So, was it Paris or Nice?