One word. One word says it all. What question does today’s one-word Code 45* answer? All of them, actually, according to the worst gang of so-called leaders in the history of representative democracy. “What do you call everything that’s great and fine?” That’s it. “How are you OK with exploiting, taking, raping,…

Steve Scalise better be CASHING IN that fat check from the NRA as I type this.

What? He couldn’t even spring for a paper towel launcher to entertain the crowd? I’ve gotten t shirts at hockey games with more excitement than that. Cheap ass.

“Las Vegas will recover and has strong leaders like Steve Wynn to help! Did I tell you I know Steve Wynn? Great guy, tremendous business man. Built many hotels including the Wynn Las Vegas! Amazing hotel, he took inspiration for it from my own Trump Taj Mahal inAtlantic City and he a terrific job building it, not…

Today’s Code 45* is a simple, sombre, declarative exclamation by 45*’s subconscious in response to its orange-tinted host’s desperate search for understanding of how seemingly everything is seemingly much worse than it has seemingly ever been in the US. Being a malignant narcissist, 45*’s conscious mind obviously…

Pourin’ one out for Lucky. May his and Brittany Murphy’s pee-pee money never run dry.

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

I guess I know who he will dedicating his next golf trophy to.

For years these motherfuckers have been trying to tell me that rap concerts were dangerous

He will golf while the world burns.

Speaking of shit, I think I’ll dedicate the next one I take to Little Donald. It’ll certainly make for a more meaningful ceremony.

He will golf while the world burns.

I was gonna comment that Trump would take credit for the donations because his vitriol was ~ironic~ but this is worse, way worse.

Could someone physically beat him with that fucking trophy, seriously, this is just garbage.

He literally could not care less. And it just shows he doesn’t give a shit about the weight of the office or the optics. And since he just surrounds himself with yes men no one will tell him that he shouldn’t do shit like this. I can’t believe this is real.

Would anyone be surprised if he gets FEMA to buy Trump Steaks to send to Puert Rico? He’s Marie Antoinette - but now with more added graft.

Trump can’t wrap his mind round anything that isn’t his creepy thoughts about his only daughter (he only has one true daughter).

Please. It’s plain as day they were saying “BOO-ALTIMORE.”